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Googlism

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Go to Googlism.com, and type your first name/nickname into the box, click the "Who" option, and click search.
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Googlism for: shady

shady is simply crazy
         [we already knew this one]
shady is crazy
         [again...we knew]
shady is a liar
         [fuck that.  lying is bad for my digestion]
shady is right
         [well, duh.  you might be right, too, but I'm MORE right]
shady is goin' on
         [uh...what?  maybe they meant that I've GOT it goin' on...in which case, I'd have to agree]
shady is the spectacle today as he rides downtown from times square
         [I am pretty spectacular, but what's with this 'he' business???
shady is going to be and what he is up to
         [I am not!  and I'm a 'she' dammit!]
shady is a neutered male
         [...I am losing an argument to the freaking internet.  I think I'll go kill myself]
shady is a set of truespace shaders designed to bring new surface styles
         [um, what?]
shady is finally released
         [RELEASED!!!!  YESSSS~!!  FREEEEEEEEEDOMMMMMMM~!!!!]
shady is truly addictive storytelling
         [I am?  *coughs*  I mean, yes I am.  very addictive.]
shady is back
         [PH33R!!!]
shady is amanda quick's 16th historical romance
         [who thee fuck is Amanda Quick?  Now I have to Google her, too.  damn.]
shady is suitable for a beginning rider
         [but you'll be a hell of a lot more experienced at it whe I'm done with you.  *eville*]
shady is due out in paperback in april
         [but I'm available in hardcover right now?]
shady is a vicar applications program which introduces shading and contour lines on a picture
         [well, at least I'm artistic]
shady is
         [yep.  all the time.  in fact, I'm is-ing right now]
shady is the place
         [...to be?]
shady is not eminem or mathers
         [nope, I'm cooler]
shady is really a fake alias to save me with
         [actually, I prefer to think of it as a real alias]
shady is a comfort read for quick fans
         [I can write some comforting stuff...most is the opposite, though]
shady is pretty slim in this category
         [ha...haha....HA.  there, I laughed.  you think this is the first time anyone has mad that pun at me?  I weigh 100 freaking pounds!]
shady is constantly involved in a
         [..what?  WHAT?  WHAT!!!  INVOLVED IN A WHAT, DAMMIT?!]
shady is right there
         [*spins*  WHERE?!]
shady is in his jeep riding to europe to find his uncle barry
         [...I guess I'm cool enough to drive along the bottom of the Atlantic...]
shady is a loose cannon with no boundaries
         [hey!  I resemble that remark!]
shady is the daughter of kyllen and kethry
         [...I am?]
shady is just the evil thoughts that come into my head
         [yes...yes I am]
shady is a powerful set of custom truespace shaders
         [uh....]
shady is speaking in terms of water wealth
         [since I live on Arrakis and all...]
shady is sitting this one out
         [but only because I have to!]
shady is confident
         [erm...not particularly]
shady is a bad influence on all the neighborohood kids
         [lol, I know.  always hve been]
shady is in deep sleep
         [only if I've had sex really recently]
shady is as his name suggests
         ['HER' DAMMIT.  and yes...yes I am]
shady is a multi breed winner and group placer
         [but where do I place said groups, that's the real question]
shady is just another part of me
         [that what I WANT you to think. but really, I'm just figure of your imagination]
shady is a very sound bitch with a natural hard body
         [HELL YES]
shady is the flyest
         [lol I know I know]
shady is fed up with your s***
         [so I'm gonna shove back up your ass!]
shady is a
         [a what?!  finish your fucking sentence!!!]
shady is minder nadrukkelijk aanwezig dan op eerdere platen
         [...what the fuck?  *looks over shoulder*  does anyone read, like, swedish or finnish or whatever?]
shady is playing in ever town in europe as you arrive?
         [yep.  playing soccer in the street.  I run really fast (<--lie), that's how I keep getting ahead of you]
shady is strictly prohibited
         [can't prohibit me, bitches!  I'll take you ALL on]
shady is hip
         [it's true]
shady is the scan master and andrea has many paper photos
         [...SCANNNNN MASTAAAAAH~!]
shady is still definitely in the picture
         [j00 know]
shady is a caracul dove tan female
         [wtf?]
shady is at times sophomoric and uninspired
         [those are generally the times that kill people who call me sophomoric and uninspired]
shady is on the right and is sassy's daughter
         [uh....'kay]
shady is the short name for shady springs
         [yeah...okay]
shady is just a boy going through puberty
         [aw, fuck you guys!  I get it!  I'm flat-chested!  give it a rest!]

Tag 3 people:
1. Debbie
2. Amy
3. Ti-chan
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Two Things

2 min read
JUST 2 THINGS

If you opened this, you have to do it back to the
person who sent it to you and the rest of your
friends.

Two names you go by:
1. Shady
2. Mommy (okay, so only my kids call me that, but still)

Two things your wearing now:
1. my favorite belt (fake leather with huge rivet-holes)
2. black Twiztid boybeater

Two things you would want [or have] in a relationship:
1. common interests
2. lots of affection

Two of your favorite things to do:
1. draw
2. goof around on the interwebs/video games

Two things you want very badly at the moment:
1. a chocolate banana smoothie
2. a nap

Two people who will fill this out:
1. I have no clue.
2. So obviously I won't think of a second person.

Two things you did yesterday:
1. cleaned my entire freaking house
2. made red curry with tofu and veggies & fried cornbread (yes, I know they don't go together, but they're what I wanted)

Two things you ate yesterday:
1. see above answer
2. and a ramen

Two people you last talked to:
1. Jason (*HEART*)
2. Jose (teh room8 of doom)

Two things you're doing tomorrow:
1. beach?
2. PARTY!!!

Your 2 favorite holidays:
1. Beltane
2. Samhain

Two favorite beverages:
1. Cherry Kool-Aid
2. Sam's Cola/Pepsi

Two people no longer alive that you'd like to talk to:
1. my Grandpa (so many things I never got to ask)
2. Kurt Cobain (I want him to tell me how Courtney got away with killing him!!!  WHORE.)
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They're not really whole deviations.

Mon beau bijou

you come upon me like a demon lover
whispering your divinity
are your wings white or black
I can't tell for your shining eyes


Juggalo Family

runnin' the streets
and runnin' the beats
carnival clowns and jugglin' freaks
the world watches in horror
while we convert their kids,
smoke mad weed, and blow our lids
painted hordes of juggalos, reppin da hatchet
we got clown love in our hearts, and nobody can match it
drunken ninja masters and crooked preacher killas
we ride, southwest side, all killa no filla
richies and chicken, they hate; the labels, they drop us
but with my ninjas by my side, nobody can stop us
when da wicked clowns come, bitch, ya betta recognize
if you don't, we'll cut your neck, and we won't apologize
our homies are down and our bitches are bangin'
we don't stress to impress, all we're doin' is hangin'
so stand tall, my juggalos, when you here me shout:
we're all brothas and sistas; peace, y'all, I'm out


Revenge of a Victim

You are the one who tortures me,
I want you dead,
You rip out my heart every day,
I don't want you in my head.
You scrape you claws across my chest,
I refuse to give you my blood.
You will die in fire, I will spark it.
You will die in pain, I will cause it.
I want you to feel what I do,
I want to make you cry like you did me.
I will drain your blood, beat you blue,
I've gotta make you see:
You're stronger, smarter, crueler than me.
Don't cover you weakness with my blood.
Time after time, you've beaten me,
Dragged me through the mud.
Now it's my turn to hurt you,
You tried to kill me, revenge is sweet,
You've dug your own grave, now,
Lay down in it. At last I've got you beat.
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